About Metis Minis

We’re a small but passionate online store based in London, UK. Not some faceless mega-corp. Just a bunch of nerds with overstuffed shelves, half-painted minis, and a chronic inability to not buy “just one more figure.”

We’re the kind of people who say, “I’ll just tidy my hobby desk” and 6 hours later have built an entire army while forgetting to eat. We’ve rage-quit games over impossible bosses, (Damn you, Oryx!), min-maxed character sheets like our lives depended on it, and tried to explain lore to friends who definitely did not ask.

If you’ve ever spent half your paycheck on dice you don’t need (but obviously need), or arranged your minis into dramatic battle scenes just for a photo, congratulations—you’re our kind of people.

We also have a deep, undying love for video games. Xbox? PS5? Switch? PC? We don’t judge. We own them all. We’re here for the day-one patches, the ridiculous DLC prices, and the glorious feeling of “just one more side quest” at 4 AM.

And let’s not even get started on anime. We’re talking figures so detailed you can see the folds in the clothes, and so expensive you’ll question your life choices (but buy them anyway). Action Figures? Bishoujo? Mecha? Chibi? Yes, please. Add to cart.

We didn’t make this store just to sell things. We made it because we’re sick of overpriced minis that drain your wallet faster than a gelatinous cube eats adventurers. We want to help fellow hobbyists build armies, paint models, and expand collections without needing to roll a nat 20 for a loan at the bank.

We hand-pick and curate everything in our collection. If it’s here, it’s because we think it’s cool, well-made, and worth your money. If it’s not? We probably argued about it for two hours on Discord before voting it off the island.

We’re a small team. You won’t get corporate marketing speak here. You’ll get real nerds answering your emails, probably while covered in paint or in the middle of an anime binge.

Now, let’s talk principles. Seriously. (No jokes. Ok, maybe a few jokes.)

✅ Customer Satisfaction (like, we’re obsessed)
✅ High Quality (we don’t sell trash)
✅ Fighting Greedflation (because paying more for less is criminal)
✅ Customer Satisfaction (yes, again—because it’s our sacred vow, like rolling with advantage)

We’ll keep growing our store, adding new and awesome things, but those principles aren’t going anywhere. Unless Atheon scatteres them across time. And even then, they’ll be something equally helpful.

If you want to chat about an order, suggest something we should stock, or just rant about how your dice betrayed you last game night, we’d love to hear from you. Fill in the contact form or email us at support@metisminis.com.

Thanks for supporting a small business run by people who genuinely love this hobby as much as you do.

From our cluttered hobby tables to yours—

Team Metis. Forge Your Fate!

Bonus:

Some of our private collection.....no we dont have a problem...

okay maybe we have a problem...